Here it is. Hereโs everything you need to know about 2023 โ whatโs hot, whatโs not, and what you can put on your 2023 bingo card.
Yes, I am a soothsayer and a trend forecaster.
Shots.
The squirrel at London Fields that's missing most of its tail (Georgie)
Earnestness.
Bird watching.
Using email communications for your personal life.
Calling someone a โSilly Billy.โ
Four minute showers.
Making elaborately decorated cakes.
Overdressing for every occasion.
Etnies.
Mohawks.ย
Sherry renaissance.
Rollerblading.
Moonbathing.
Snake bites piercing placement.
Yellow.
Painting.
The name โLoretta.โ
Pageboy haircuts.
Elliptical machines.
Vaping.
True crime.
Celebrity adultery scandals.
Chronic lateness
Ghosting.
Bunny the Dog.
Seltzer.
Dyed red hair (my thing)
Oversharing.
Y2K fashion.
Injectables.
Saying โI could fix him/her.โ
Bleached hair with no toner use.
Bleached eyebrows.
Mould.
Pet birds.
Easter.
Camila Cabello.
Hamilton (finally)
Fascism.
โTherapy is problematicโ discourse on TikTok. Canโt elaborate yet.ย ย
Silent retreat revival.
Jeff Bezos has at least one illegitimate baby.
New kind of monkey will be discovered.
Q of QAnon identity revealed (itโs the CIA)
An AI robot will murder a human for the first time.
Kim Kardashian comes out in favour of eugenics.
Rishi Sunak outed as PM.
Millie Bobby Brown memoir released.
Full regression into 1980โs satanic panic โ Balenciaga is just the start.
New social media platform takes off that uses invasive facial recognition technology.
Celebrity death by poisoning.
Jared Leto exposed.
Butter becomes a superfood.
Britney Spears uses a slur on Instagram.
We see the first real glimpse of the water wars.
Ghislaine Maxwell will be found dead in prison.ย
Seeing a Rupert Murdoch public urination incident coming up.ย
Mark Zuckerberg endorses cannibalism as a sustainable meat source.
Iโm personally gonna have a nice year ๐๐
So, there you have it.ย
Until next time!
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